The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
; ^ ;
he has CAT TEARS.
Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak
you will keep your mouth shut every time fat women are used as the punchline of a joke and are denied access to clothing brands and healthcare and are treated as disgusting but someone says “skinny shaming isn’t on the same level” and you’re up in arms because “stop making people feel bad for their bodies, thin women don’t DESERVE to be shamed!!!” (not like fat women, right??? everyone sees you, fuck you)
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Love at first touch.
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.
IZZY!! imaginehanniballecter IZZY! LOOOOK!
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
now picture this with a cat and a dog
and this is my life
Picture this with a lovebird and a parrotlet. All day every day.
pretty boys <3